Dr. Jeff Meldrum is currently accepting Bigfoot hair samples


Alright, squatchers. If you think you are in possession of Bigfoot hair, and pretty you're sure it's what you think it is, then Dr. Jeff Meldrum is the man to go to. Meldrum just posted a "specific" request for "reliable" samples. This means the samples have to be handled carefully and you have to make sure you followed scientific protocol for gathering samples. Meldrum wrote on his Facebook page:

I HAVE A VERY SPECIFIC REQUEST TO MAKE AT THIS TIME. An opportunity has arisen to conduct morphological and DNA analysis of SELECTED hair samples attributed to sasquatch. I am looking for reliable samples, by that I mean with a known chain of custody, having been collected in association with a visual encounter or documented footprints. Respond only if you have such a sample in your possession, stored in paper envelope, having been collected under reasonably sterile conditions, i.e. minimal or no direct handling. RESPOND TO MY EMAIL ADDRESS ONLY: meldd@isu.edu. - Dr. Jeff Meldrum


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  1. We have to disagree because I think that the vast majority of Bigfoot "believers and knowers" don't believe that Bigfoot exists at all. Their Bigfoot belief cannot have roots in mental disorder because they do not have a belief in Bigfoot.

    What they do believe in is the joy (and sometimes profit) that comes from participating in Bigfootery as a hobby or business.

    I would disagree and say that only a very minor percentage of "folks with a Bigfoot encounter" actually had a hallucination or false perception in the outdoors. IMO, the majority are pure intentional fabrication that amounts to sitting in a chair indoors and writing fiction about the outdoors. Encounter stories are written and told so as to simulate an actual experience in the outdoors when no such experience actually occurred to the author. There was no hallucination or sensory malfunction because there was no encounter event. The person just made it up.

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    1. Anon 9:00

      You just spent all that time on that speech for what ? If BF isn't real then why the bother ? It's because you have NOTHING better too doo.

      Get out of Mommy's basement and get a job loser

      MMC

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    2. Looks like MMC got checkmated

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    3. MMC owned herself. Bigfoot ISN'T real and MMC has nothing better to do.

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    4. ^ you wish junior

      Not much to do ?

      Didn't think so

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    5. ^ Watch your mouth, convict.

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    6. Joe has you kids all worked up. Someday when you grow up you will look back and laugh at yourself

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    7. GRAYs making clones - Meldrum on the right track : )

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    8. One day, after 50 more years have passed, you'll agree that you might as well have believed in unicorns.

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    9. In 50 years time when there is still zero evidence you will still be bleeving like the good little footer you are.

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    10. 9:26 Hey dipshiit, We're on the same page. Reading comprehension failing you? I'm not a "footer", asswipe.

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    11. starting point @ the bible says earth is 6000 years old, so thats what it be!

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    12. 9:31 I was responding to the guy above

      I guess great minds think a like:)

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    13. 9:31 such great minds that you frequent a blog about a subjet you don't believe exists.
      Yes, what a great mind indeed.

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    14. 9:26... I think you're scared of DNA being found soon that shows you how impatient you've been after your bipedal gorilla never showed up.

      We all know what's biting most of these trolls, they're angry cause they've spent time invested and not had any results.

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    15. No patience, they go off too soon

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    16. 9:39 What???

      I'm not 9:26 but I think that most people that don't believe in bigfoot never believed in bigfoot or chupacabras or jackalopes. I don't think they have ANY time invested in bigfoot belief and don't expect any results from any dna tests EVER.

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    17. There's nobody here who hasn't or didn't have an enthusiastic stance on this subject. The average troll here knows more about the subject than the average person. I mean that in the least respectfully way because it's down to one reason;

      They used to believe in a bipedal gorilla and can't drop the interest. Their dreams were dashed and they got angry at the field but now they're worried of looking daft should DNA reveal a living relict hominid on the planet today.

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    18. I don't get why people come here that have no interest, just to make negative comments on a subject they don't believe in? What's the deal? Surely there's better ways to spend one's time.

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    19. Or....or..... they have miserable lives so belittling others online makes them feel better about themselves

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    20. Trolls are considered psychopaths at the end of the day.

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    21. 9:55 Man, with all due respect, that is just NOT accurate. I am NOT a bigfoot believer and NEVER have been but am in a creative field and profit from bigfoot.
      I like bigfoot like I like zombies or werewolves. I don't think any of those are real. I just think it's interesting how with bigfoot people are trying to tie the legend into science to make it seem real. It's all make believe.

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    22. Then why are you here wasting your time? Mr Rogers neighborhood was in the land of make believe. Do you frequent a blog about that?

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    23. Lucky you're part of the uneducated field that's naive to the scientific evidence... You're not beyond help, I'll be here to help you with that whenever you like.

      That's if you're not too stupid.

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    24. 10:05... I hit a nerve in him. He feels the need to explain himself...

      Awh.

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    25. 10:03 I guess my colleague and I saw an 8 foot person in a gorilla suit 20 miles into the wilderness. Thanks for clearing that up!

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    26. Im 10:05- meant my comment for 10:03.

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    27. 10:06 Who are you talking to? What are your science credentials? You seem to cut and paste a lot. How do you earn money?

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    28. 10:10 You idiot, he said he likes bigfoot like he likes zombie movies. Can't you read?

      A-hole Joe, you are talking to 2 different people. You're conflating the two.

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    29. It's ok... I'll be here for you, whenever you want. Let's not get too excited though.

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    30. Yep sure can, can you 10:10. Can you think and use your brain @sswipe? Doesnt seem like it. You should work on that.

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    31. Joe is the ultimate troll. He knows there is no bigfoot. This is just an exercise for him.

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    32. Respect for you Joe! Such patience driving all the trolls around in the short bus. Keeping those crash helmets on tight. Man.... respect Joe, much respect.

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    33. LOL Joe IS a troll. He's trolling you 10:21.

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    34. And here you are a troll lost on a bigfoot forum... seems like you are the worm.

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    35. Joe, the ultimate troll, gets the last laugh.

      Keep feeding worms, old boy. Bigfoot is real. Cut n paste. Its a matter of time. Cut n paste. Some day. Ha!

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    36. If you were my bro, you'd have more of a tan. ;)

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    37. No, you could still quite easily be my bro.

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    38. Biden: 'Businesses Are Hiring at Historic Rates'

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    39. I love it when anons get annoyed and claim we're talking to different people.
      1. In most cases it's the same person trolling.
      2. Use a screen name.
      3. You won't use a screen name because you're too insecure to have some form of identity.

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    40. ^ OK, guy who borrows a Muppet character's identity.

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    41. So? You can still reference me on here, wuss.

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    42. The "guy" with a Sesame Street avatar is the epitome of wuss. lol

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    43. My screen name and avatar makes you angry. Excellent. Puss.

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    44. Lives vicariously through a puppet and believes in 8 foot tall hairy men. You've hit the heights. lol

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  2. Jeff Meldrum will be collecting mermaid scales as early as 2015.

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    1. JMEL, in his book Sasquatch: Legend Meets Science, admitted to soliciting scat for testing but became overwhelmed by the response and stopped soliciting.

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  3. Gun Buyers Scoop Up AK-47 Rifles After New Sanctions
    NO WAY !!!!!!

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    1. Only russian. Buy Bulgarian or AK-74's. with milled receiver. Winchester ammo is best

      MMC

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    2. TULA and BEAR ammo cheaper if U can find it!

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    3. Executive Order 13662: Obama Bans AK-47s

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    4. NRA saying this is just the 1st step!!!!!!

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    5. Any way you go thank god the barrel is chromed. I have run some pretty shltty Chinese FMJ's through her and she keeps on cycling

      MMC

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    6. lack NRAs sayin obama agoina takin tham guns shure is

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  4. Vroooooom vroooom vroooooooooooooom

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  5. America and it's people are fucked up.

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  6. Good luck finding something that doesn't exist.

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    1. hmmmm.... like the
      giant squid, mountain gorilla, okapi, saola, all cryptids now part of the known species

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  7. He will only prove the existence of M. K. Davis.

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  8. Didn't Sykes already prove bigfoot hairs are not real?

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    1. He proved a whole bunch of Bigfoot hair wasn't real.

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    2. From some of the best samples presented to him as big bigfoot and by some so called prominent researchers?

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    3. There's a lot of prominent researchers, not all submitted samples.

      A whole bunch.

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    4. Name me two who are truly respected and trusted who didn't?

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    5. Hey Joe, just for fun, you mentioned "scientific evidence" in this thread. Could you please describe what you think that means. I would like your interpretation not a copy paste of honorary board members and old settlers diaries please.

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    6. Where are the other prominent researchers who have not turned in their samples?
      What could they be waiting for? I guess it is easier to sit around and SAY you have evidence rather than provide it for verification.
      There will never ever be any evidence of Bigfoot because Bigfoot does not exist.
      Never.

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    7. Dmaker, I would like for you to take your fave to the toilet.

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    8. 4:25... The only thing that doesn't exist is your intelligence. You wouldn't understand what legitmate evidence entailed, even if this was to smack you in your face.

      What a pair of dumb-dumbz.

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    9. Go away DMaker nobody likes you. Go back to the Forum idiot. Why do you spend any time here loser? The Ultimate loser has to go on a page and talk crap to others about their beliefs when clearly in the stupid camp and full of sarcastic garbage.

      You are so pathetic.

      Too bad you can't report me here haha.

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