Dr. Jeff Meldrum Solicits for Bigfoot Hair Samples for DNA Testing
If you have some bigfoot hair samples that meet certain criteria, now's your chance to have them professionally tested. That is of course if you haven't already sent them to Sykes or Ketchum.
From Don Jeffrey Meldrum
I HAVE A VERY SPECIFIC REQUEST TO MAKE AT THIS TIME. An opportunity has arisen to conduct morphological and DNA analysis of SELECTED hair samples attributed to sasquatch. I am looking for reliable samples, by that I mean with a known chain of custody, having been collected in association with a visual encounter or documented footprints. Respond only if you have such a sample in your possession, stored in paper envelope, having been collected under reasonably sterile conditions, i.e. minimal or no direct handling.
RESPOND TO MY EMAIL ADDRESS ONLY: meldd@isu.edu.
ALL OTHER POSTS OR RESPONSES REGARDING THIS REQUEST WILL BE PROMPTLY DELETED FROM MY TIMELINE. Thanks for your assistance.
Will this study produce the results we've been waiting for? We'll keep you posted.
Bigfoot is real folks.
ReplyDeleteMeldrum isn't a geneticist nor a DNA expert, he has no business in this...
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he won't be doing the actual testing.
DeleteNo one that believes in Bigfoot has any business doing any of this... Ha
DeleteI would agree.
DeleteHe probably convinced a professional geneticist to do the work for him! He's just the organizer/collector of the samples for the people who will do the work.
DeleteChad W
Meldrum for President !
ReplyDeleteBot take yer furst fer shur
ReplyDeleteLotta Jeff's doin researchin
ReplyDeleteI hear he only charges $750 per test and he gets to stay at your house while he tests, which can take up to several days.
ReplyDeleteBag'O sassy pubes.
ReplyDeleteLong live hank
ReplyDeleteMeldrum has a history of dubious genetic analysis in Mormon apologist literature. Perhaps he'll now prove Bigfoot is related to the lost tribes of Lehi, the x haplogroup, and that Bigfoot actually buried those magic plates for Joseph to find.
ReplyDeleteMake sure you've actually seen the samsquanch that left the hair this time. Everyone that gave Sykes his samples last time, made all of us bleevers look like stupid a-holes with the "duh, I'm sure this here hair is from a squatch" non sense.
ReplyDeleteIs Meldrum a Mormon? I just lost a lot of respect for him! Jeeez.
ReplyDeleteI'm so sick and tired of being alone!
ReplyDeletePlease, someone, help me find a man! :'(
MMC
LOL. Bigfoot hair! Can't get enough BS?
ReplyDeleteNow we can go through another year and a half of footers claiming another scientist has DNA proof but their just waiting to be peer reviewed and published only to find out its all crap.
ReplyDeleteWe can cut out the middle parts and go right to "all crap".
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