Dr. Jeff Meldrum Solicits for Bigfoot Hair Samples for DNA Testing


If you have some bigfoot hair samples that meet certain criteria, now's your chance to have them professionally tested. That is of course if you haven't already sent them to Sykes or Ketchum.

From Don Jeffrey Meldrum
I HAVE A VERY SPECIFIC REQUEST TO MAKE AT THIS TIME. An opportunity has arisen to conduct morphological and DNA analysis of SELECTED hair samples attributed to sasquatch. I am looking for reliable samples, by that I mean with a known chain of custody, having been collected in association with a visual encounter or documented footprints. Respond only if you have such a sample in your possession, stored in paper envelope, having been collected under reasonably sterile conditions, i.e. minimal or no direct handling.

RESPOND TO MY EMAIL ADDRESS ONLY: meldd@isu.edu.

ALL OTHER POSTS OR RESPONSES REGARDING THIS REQUEST WILL BE PROMPTLY DELETED FROM MY TIMELINE. Thanks for your assistance.

Will this study produce the results we've been waiting for? We'll keep you posted.

Comments

  1. Meldrum isn't a geneticist nor a DNA expert, he has no business in this...

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    1. I'm sure he won't be doing the actual testing.

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    2. No one that believes in Bigfoot has any business doing any of this... Ha

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    3. He probably convinced a professional geneticist to do the work for him! He's just the organizer/collector of the samples for the people who will do the work.
      Chad W

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  2. Bot take yer furst fer shur

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  3. Lotta Jeff's doin researchin

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  4. I hear he only charges $750 per test and he gets to stay at your house while he tests, which can take up to several days.

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  5. Meldrum has a history of dubious genetic analysis in Mormon apologist literature. Perhaps he'll now prove Bigfoot is related to the lost tribes of Lehi, the x haplogroup, and that Bigfoot actually buried those magic plates for Joseph to find.

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  6. Make sure you've actually seen the samsquanch that left the hair this time. Everyone that gave Sykes his samples last time, made all of us bleevers look like stupid a-holes with the "duh, I'm sure this here hair is from a squatch" non sense.

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  7. Is Meldrum a Mormon? I just lost a lot of respect for him! Jeeez.

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  8. I'm so sick and tired of being alone!

    Please, someone, help me find a man! :'(

    MMC

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  9. LOL. Bigfoot hair! Can't get enough BS?

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  10. Now we can go through another year and a half of footers claiming another scientist has DNA proof but their just waiting to be peer reviewed and published only to find out its all crap.

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    1. We can cut out the middle parts and go right to "all crap".

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