What Is This? Multiple Witnesses See Floating Humanoid


Apparently people in Argentina have been seeing a floating humanoid along the beach. Descriptions are vague, other than the apparition of sorts doesn't seem to be wearing any type of clothing. Some reports include lights, and some say it looks more like a ghost. Definitely strange.

Two middle aged technicians working for a major corporation, who provided their full names but requested to remain anonymous, told Guillermo D. Gimenez that it was cold and rainy when the sighting took place from their apartment on the 11th floor.

“We were looking through the window of the apartment located facing the sea and something caught our attention. We could see some strange lights lighting the very edge of the sea,” they said. “Imagine our surprise when moments after seeing these lights, we saw a person walking in that direction out of thin air. The figure vanished moments later, as did the strange lights on the shore,” they added.

Two days later and according to the additional witnesses, the mysterious figure reappeared. Guadalupe P. and her daughter Marcela P. caught a glimpse of the same creature, “floating as it walked” on the shore.

“My 17-year-old daughter summoned me because she had seen something ‘strange’ moving along the seashore from south to north. I should explain that we live facing the sea on the 11th floor. It was a clear but very cold night. An ethereal figure in whitish hues, yet simultaneously transparent, could be made out,” said 52-year-old Guadalupe.

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    1. if it floats it goes in the jar

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    2. And from afar i could see Joe posting under his Ernie account again. But we all must remember to praise the diaper butt. Praise the holy diapers.!!!

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    3. The only thing rarer than ghost in Argentina is a steady supply of buttwipe... No kidding. Our socially minded, commie wannabe's can't even keep the shitter running smoothly.

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    4. Damn struck deep nerve,
      Stop it.

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    5. And once the prophet Joe was exposed for posting as Ernie he became enraged. Who dare should question his buttt diaper ministry. praise the butt diapers

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    6. GRAYs or iam a fool !!!!!!

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    1. And thus the diaper butt prophet Joe began deleting his comments under his Ernie account, in the same way that he does with his Joe account. The holy diapers often require comment deletion. Praise the holy butt diaper and the hip waiders of truth

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    2. If you actually sign up with an account, you can edit and delete your comments. Hey, how about that!

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  3. Somebody lost their blow up Susie doll

    LMFAO

    I got a girl with a little rubber head
    She comes out every night just before I go to bed
    She never talks back like a lady might do
    And she looks like she loves it
    Every time I get thru
    Miss P I N K Y
    Miss P I ain't no lie
    69 nine to five boys
    Give her a try

    ^ Frank Zappa ^

    You should have not used helium my mad ilittle mposter. Now what you gonna do ?

    MMC

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    1. <B-)
      where are the "Mothers of Invention" now ? Suzy Creamcheese !

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    2. They are movin to Montana soon
      Gonna be dental floss tycoons

      Yippy yi o ty yea
      :)

      MMC

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    3. I am really trying hard not to break out my Zappa collection right now. I like Frank, i used to have a mustache like his.

      MMC

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    4. Frank Zappa? Of all the over rated turds that died before he was exposed as the fraud he was, he tops the list.

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    5. Whats the matter, you jealous of Frank. Quite whining commie

      MMC

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  4. How did it come to this?

    Where did my life go horribly, horribly wrong?

    MMG

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    1. Dont worry buddy, we are here for you! Give me a call, ill help you through it

      MMC

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  5. NIKE has a new cross-training shoe that they are testing out, for ghosts.

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  6. This is the great James Snuka or Jimmy Snuka as the average person knows him. Snuka is training and preparing for a comeback. He can fly through the air!!

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  7. Praise the holy butt diaper and hip waiders of truth. And the butt diaper prophet Joe

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  8. WILD BILL sayin come gits you some Mr Alien

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  9. ITS CALLED A FUCKING BALLOON FFS! What? you mean someone actually filled a human shaped balloon to fool people!
    YES DIPSHIT! FFS!

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