Bigfoot Campfire Story: The Hairy Man Cave

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From Rev. Jeff:
"This story was told to me by Pete the Caver. Now Pete spent as much of he free time spelunking (that's cave exploring for us regular folk) in the mountains in the Great Smokey Mountain National Park. It seems on one event something unexpected caught his attention"

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  1. UnknownMonday, August 25, 2014 at 2:16:00 PM PDT

    Peace!

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    1. AnonymousMonday, August 25, 2014 at 2:36:00 PM PDT

      Liverpool was utterly throttled by Man City.

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    2. UnknownMonday, August 25, 2014 at 3:00:00 PM PDT

      Best team for the first half. We'll have Lallana and Balotelli on the pitch next time.

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    3. AnonymousMonday, August 25, 2014 at 3:09:00 PM PDT

      Love ya Joe! I want to play show tunes by making lip farts between your adorable butt cheeks!

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    4. UnknownMonday, August 25, 2014 at 3:15:00 PM PDT

      Well I'm not quite sure what to say to that. Harry Enfield is funny as heck too.

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    5. AnonymousMonday, August 25, 2014 at 3:19:00 PM PDT

      Kisses Joe!

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    6. AnonymousMonday, August 25, 2014 at 3:23:00 PM PDT

      nor me, but I agree this was one of his better ones

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgfB6M1CRr4

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  2. AnonymousMonday, August 25, 2014 at 2:21:00 PM PDT

    I love a good story. Too bad this isn't one. Next up please..

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  3. AnonymousMonday, August 25, 2014 at 2:39:00 PM PDT

    Jeffrey Kelley for president. David Batdorf for v.p. TS87.

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  4. AnonymousMonday, August 25, 2014 at 2:42:00 PM PDT

    I never put anything in my hairy man cave. Exit only.

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    1. The Taterhole KidMonday, August 25, 2014 at 3:27:00 PM PDT

      I have a tattoo across my butt cheeses that say "EXIT
      ONLY,NO ENTRY".

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    2. AnonymousMonday, August 25, 2014 at 3:45:00 PM PDT

      As long as you don't have an 'N' on your left arse cheek and a 'W' on your other you'll be fine.

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  5. AnonymousMonday, August 25, 2014 at 2:47:00 PM PDT

    Wow - I WAS a hardcore skeptic but this story has me completely convinced that Bigfoot is real! I mean - how can you doubt Pete the Caver? This story makes so much sense and is utterly feasible! To think I doubted all these years . . . .

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    1. AnonymousMonday, August 25, 2014 at 3:00:00 PM PDT

      If Pete gets within 50 yards of my cave I'll punch him in the pie hole.

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    2. AnonymousMonday, August 25, 2014 at 3:16:00 PM PDT

      Smart move. I heard he has spelunked many a cave and they have never been quite the same. You don't want him tunneling in yours.

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    3. AnonymousMonday, August 25, 2014 at 4:05:00 PM PDT

      You think them quakes in Napa Valley are a coincidence? Not me, Pal. Too much excavating and not enough back fill.

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  6. clive squashyMonday, August 25, 2014 at 3:02:00 PM PDT

    Out of the mountains comes Caver Pete...with puke on his whiskers and shet on his feet.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, August 25, 2014 at 3:09:00 PM PDT

      Strike the touthless savage foreign type to the dirt.

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    2. AnonymousMonday, August 25, 2014 at 4:07:00 PM PDT

      Clive tried that in 1940. It was a mess.

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  7. AnonymousMonday, August 25, 2014 at 3:05:00 PM PDT

    Despite looking for bigfoot in the most godforsaken of hellholes I ain't found anything resembling a hairy man yet. I therefore conclude bigfoot doesn't exist. Sorry.

    MMG

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  8. AnonymousMonday, August 25, 2014 at 3:11:00 PM PDT

    At least 5 ppl on the bff think the pgf is real and then Joe makes 6. Must be the real deal huh?

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    1. UnknownMonday, August 25, 2014 at 3:13:00 PM PDT

      Got monkey suit?

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    2. AnonymousMonday, August 25, 2014 at 4:07:00 PM PDT

      Got specimen?

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    3. AnonymousMonday, August 25, 2014 at 8:17:00 PM PDT

      nah,but I see some dripping out of your mouth you old swallower you........

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    4. UnknownTuesday, August 26, 2014 at 1:14:00 AM PDT

      4:07... Got reason to not acknowledge 150 years worth of archaeological studies?

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  9. AnonymousMonday, August 25, 2014 at 3:26:00 PM PDT

    Hoaxer rule number 1 and 2 always get rid if the evidence. Always.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, August 25, 2014 at 4:45:00 PM PDT

      Now a days, lying through your meth stained teeth is all the credibility you need. Think about it. This blog keeps presenting these a-holes as the cream of the crop but between them they couldn't come up with a monkey fucking a football, let alone a picture of an unknown, 8 ft' primate raiding the dumpster at 7-11. And yet they cling...

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    2. AnonymousMonday, August 25, 2014 at 7:59:00 PM PDT

      ✊Rick you so funny ✊!

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  10. AnonymousMonday, August 25, 2014 at 3:58:00 PM PDT

    i did a search of hoaxes and it directed me here. imagine that. woulda thunk bigfoot is synonymous with the word hoax. just amazing.

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  11. AnonymousMonday, August 25, 2014 at 7:41:00 PM PDT

    I have been Spelunking in DMakers butt. If you know what I mean. And I like it.Sometimes he returns the favor.

    Danny Campbells.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, August 25, 2014 at 11:11:00 PM PDT

      You two are made for each other!

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    2. AnonymousTuesday, August 26, 2014 at 7:37:00 PM PDT

      Funny you should say that. That's what our mommys said.It was meant to be DMaker. Spelunking. Indeed.Sweeet man o man spelunking. Indeed.

      D Campbell.

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  12. SeenthemMonday, August 25, 2014 at 9:45:00 PM PDT

    Where do all you fudge packers live? New York City!!!
    Great story Rev. Jeff love these campfire stories. Keep up the good work.

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  13. AnonymousTuesday, August 26, 2014 at 3:36:00 AM PDT

    ^ otherwise known as the "pushing shite uphill without a wheelbarrow" boys

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  14. AnonymousTuesday, August 26, 2014 at 6:35:00 AM PDT

    twenny eight de deppity

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