Bigfoot Hoaxer Confesses and Encourages Others to Follow In Their Footsteps


Get a load of this guy. Apparently his job requires extensive traveling, so he has taken up the hobby of going out into the woods and leaving fake bigfoot tracks. He claims to be so good at his craft that his tracks even leave dermal ridges! On the following forum post, the hoaxer encourages others to do the same. Boo! By the way, just by looking at the above photo of some "stompers" I can see several red flags that most bigfoot researchers worth half their salt would notice immediately. Of course the hoaxer claims these are not his, which he refuses to show. But I wonder, are any of these tracks in Dr. Meldrum's database?

I know there are others out there that have done this, some of whom have revealed this in the past. Matt Crowley being one of them that posts images of his very basic stompers and tracks. He's done some excellent work in the past with exposing the bigfoot myth.

One of the most important things to making good tracks is conditions! I cannot emphasize this enough. Without proper soil conditions and hardness, you will be wasting your time. I like to wait until after a long rain storm of a few days or more. When the rain is almost stopped, or has just stopped is the best time to do this. Why? Because the ground is softer than normal, and more apt to accept your dents with ease. This also gives the false impression of the footprints being much deeper than a human could leave in normal conditions. Also, if you do this just before the precipitation stops, it can help give some variance to your tracks and to the final look of your imprints. You can do this crossing dirt roads in a very short trackway that disappears into the brush easily.

I would suggest doing this anywhere you suspect bigfooters may be scouting, or in areas where it is more likely to be seen. After all, bigfoot is everywhere, yet nowhere! Also, be careful and respect private property. I would never advise anyone to do this on someone else's land as you don't want to be trespassing. (some bigfooters especially might get upset about this, but hey it happens!) So you've made some good stompers and tracks/dents in the ground. What next? Nothing! Do not ever report your own tracks, or lead someone to them. Let them be discovered on their own.

As I said above, I do not lie about making these all over the country. I just won't tell you when or where. I've taught two people how to do this on their own, and seen some of their efforts. I'd love to see more people get into this as it helps expose bigfoot con artists that would use these to support the existence and not to expose the myth. The more people out there making tracks, the more hilarious it becomes. (IMHO)

To read the full post, click here.

Comments

  1. Joe is going to say the government is paying this guy.

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    1. IF BIGFOOT RAN INTO A 12,000 lb african Bull elephant!!!
      Your Big Sissy Sasquatch would
      Get its ass Stompt!!
      Considered yourself "SCHOOLED!!! Joe,,!!!!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha.

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  2. Exactly!! LMAO..Moron!! I bet he's THOUSANDS of years old too!! Go away D-Bag!!! Attention Whore!!

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    1. ^Went to a "Buy One, Get Ten Free" exclamation point sale. I did too. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They're giving them away so stock up now!

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    2. ^I hate my laptop. I'd trade it for a working lawnmower... Any takers?

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    3. Not me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    4. WHAT THE.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... ???

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  3. I am sure it is just a guise. Probably closest he has been to the woods is he watched a survivor man show once. But hey, he got his 15 min. of fame to all of a hundred people
    Chuck

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    1. Yeah because nobody would ever dare hoax bigfoot right?

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    2. That's how the idea of Bigfoot got started.

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  4. This guy should ....I don't know.....stop wasting his time. I would say "Dude, go get layed." but there is no way any woman would touch this chump. You waste your time doing this? This guy has to live in his mom's basement and play dungeons and dragons all day.

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  5. Many years ago, me and numerous bored nerds started a "Big foot Hoaxers club". we have one member that is a talented artist. He made up numerous Big foot track boots, weighed and very detailed. Dr. jeff Meldrum, show a pair of "Casts" at a Big foot conference, and said they were the best "Real' tracks he ever saw! Boy! did we have a good laugh, and he is STILL showing them off! "We" have several members across the country
    that reports "Big foot sightings" and "encounters", all the time! Many are on the B.F.R.O. data base! Boy! Did we get a good laugh! "We" made a lot of Hoaxed videos, and put them out on Youtube! Boy! Do we get a good laugh! "We" even follow "Big foot researchers" and when they would knock, we're off in the distance, and wood knock back! They do calls, we answer with calls! Are membership is growing, as it is the "Most fun" to do!
    You "footers' are FOOLS for believing in Big foot! "We" are keeping this Myth alive and well. "We" documented all our Videos, all our reported sightings, all of our reported encounters! One day, when the timing is right, we will show everybody, what IDIOTS you footers are. Boy! what laughs we have!
    More to come. . . .

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    1. Oh yea ,,and dont forget!!!
      "WE" run the world of Bigfootery!!! NOT YOU !!(footers) . but "WE" (hoaxers)
      An thats MR."WE" to you FOOLS!!!!

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  6. Actually the guy is a touring musician. I doubt he has any trouble getting laid.

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    1. ^^^ Doubtful. Probably another story. Just like he could fake bigfoot tracks. Everyone knows bigfoot tracks cant be faked with stompers.

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    2. Touring musician ? lol

      He belongs to basically a garage band that plays local bars in Georgia. He made up the story about making prints across the country to impress his fellow footers on JREF.

      Does he still post on the BFF as a woman trying to promote his half baked assertion that he himself definitively debunked the P/G film ? That was his last sock puppet to be banned over there.

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    3. And River is the JREF'ers new hero. Go figure.

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    4. You guys/gals are funny. As to my status at JREF, there is no JREF forums any longer. If you're talking about the international skeptics forum, I'm hardly a hero there. Just another poster.

      If you'd like proof of my musical accomplishments, feel free to ask. I've recorded and played with many famous artists, and do currently play with three bands. I think the poster above must be referring to one of them that is based out of Georgia and does do some light touring. That "garage band" they refer to played shows this year with acts including Adelitas Way, New Medicine and Zach Myers from Shinedown and also performed on Fox Good Day morning show. (and is again this December 31st) I'm also currently recording an EP that includes Morgan Rose from Sevendust/Methods of Mayhem on drums, and Phil Taylor from Future Leaders of the World and Machina on vocals. (not to mention, I also own and operate an independent record label) Truth might be stranger than fiction on some occasions. ;)

      As to me getting laid... Same girlfriend for 5 years thanks.

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    5. So you're saying that basically you are still an unknown in the music business and don't regularly tour the country with your Bigfoot stompers ?

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    6. Can he name any legitimate artists or bands that are signed to his imaginary record label ?

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  7. HAHAHA RIVER IS SUCH A LIAR. THERE IS NO WAY MORGAN ROSE OR PHIL TAYLOR IS RECORDING WITH HIM. HE DONT OWN ANYTHING MUCH LESS A RECORD LABEL. HE PROBABLY CANT EVEN PLAY. NOW BIGFOOT TRACKS???? LOL FUNNY RIVER!!!!

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    1. The collective IQ of all bigfooters = 3. Only thing that could explain everything.

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    2. ^
      Don't be so hard on yourself. I'm sure your's is at least 3 alone excluding your other fellow footers.

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