If A Bigfoot Did This I'd Stay Out Of The Woods Warning: Graphic!

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On Destination America's Mountain Monsters, the fellas encounter the fastest and most agile bigfoot creature they have ever seen. During their investigation, they stumble across what appears to be some sort of warning. Or at least that's how I would take it.


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  1. AnonymousThursday, April 16, 2015 at 5:05:00 PM PDT

    Turds!!!

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  2. AnonymousThursday, April 16, 2015 at 5:18:00 PM PDT

    Utter BS. Also, the word is spelled grisly.

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    1. AnonymousThursday, April 16, 2015 at 5:21:00 PM PDT

      How do you know that the warning was not meant for a grizzly bear?

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    2. AnonymousThursday, April 16, 2015 at 5:23:00 PM PDT

      Or it could have been directed at Grizzly Adams.

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    3. AnonymousThursday, April 16, 2015 at 5:28:00 PM PDT

      Don't discount the possibility that the warning was left for Bend Over's dingleberry covered butt cheeks!

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    4. AnonymousThursday, April 16, 2015 at 6:27:00 PM PDT

      ^ Very true. That is a very strong possibility

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  3. AnonymousThursday, April 16, 2015 at 5:19:00 PM PDT

    The aroma of s'mores would scare this pussy out of a backyard sleepover. But, on the plus side, he spelled "Woods" correctly. Somehow....

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    1. AnonymousThursday, April 16, 2015 at 5:28:00 PM PDT

      Oop's.. My bad. I assumed Shaun posted this when he (Matt) wet his pants at the mention of the thought of fresh air, Bud lite, and roaring fire. Soooo... We have two pussies...?

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    2. AnonymousThursday, April 16, 2015 at 5:30:00 PM PDT

      ^ nah...make it three.

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  4. KokaneeThursday, April 16, 2015 at 5:28:00 PM PDT

    Hahaha this is more entertaining than Finding Bigfoot!

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  5. AnonymousThursday, April 16, 2015 at 5:32:00 PM PDT

    How much do you think those guys get paid per episode?

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  6. AnonymousThursday, April 16, 2015 at 5:33:00 PM PDT

    Iv'e been researching bigfoot for 60 years and finally I can sum it up in two words. trees and shadows.

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    1. AnonymousThursday, April 16, 2015 at 5:38:00 PM PDT

      Those 60 years could have been better spent studying Bend Over's dingleberry covered butt cheeks!

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    2. AnonymousThursday, April 16, 2015 at 6:15:00 PM PDT

      I would like to apologize to BenD Dover for starting the above. In your dreams Bud.....

      ha haaa BenD Dover butt cheeks.

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    3. AnonymousThursday, April 16, 2015 at 6:26:00 PM PDT

      BenD Dover buttcheeks is the most credible voice in the bigfoot community. Can you imagine all the emails Shawn is getting from Joe? Its like the troll wars all over again. When Joe proclaimed "The complaint is in".

      So yes we can say once again the complaint is in folks, I mean a really big complaint is in!!

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    4. AnonymousThursday, April 16, 2015 at 6:36:00 PM PDT

      I am the progenitor of the BenD Dover troll race. PMSL

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    5. AnonymousThursday, April 16, 2015 at 7:26:00 PM PDT

      All I can really think about is how sexy Henry May is. I wonder if he has any nudes online?

      MMC

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    6. AnonymousThursday, April 16, 2015 at 7:50:00 PM PDT

      I imagine Shawn is probably getting a lot of email, lol. I'd rather doubt it MMC.

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    7. AnonymousThursday, April 16, 2015 at 8:40:00 PM PDT

      True, Shawn is currently getting swarmed with hundreds of emails from Joe using his many many accounts. The other superfriends are doing the same and trying to ban together. Yet if members are allowed to say who comes and goes, then the overwhelming majority will vote to ban Joe and all his accounts. So this will backfire on him.

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    8. VegasthedogFriday, April 17, 2015 at 12:55:00 AM PDT

      Do you really think "bend Dover" is funny? You stink of youth.

      Delete
    9. AnonymousFriday, April 17, 2015 at 3:00:00 AM PDT

      You just stink...living in mommy's basement and living on pizza rolls...and to think you're only 45...keep up the good work

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    10. AnonymousFriday, April 17, 2015 at 5:31:00 AM PDT

      Vegas the dog is missing teeth and smells like a wet dog.

      Delete
  7. AnonymousThursday, April 16, 2015 at 6:24:00 PM PDT

    Many turds

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  8. AnonymousSaturday, April 18, 2015 at 3:56:00 AM PDT

    This should discourage interbreeding for years to come

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  9. AnonymousSaturday, April 18, 2015 at 8:34:00 PM PDT

    I've seen a lot of questionable material posted to this page but this sets a new low. That show has so much obviously faked "evidence" it's not even funny. And don't even get me started on the bad acting.

    What was it... the hell hound that they trapped but got away and left a huge canine footprint behind? A footprint with impressions with perfectly vertical edges and flat bottoms. Almost like they were done with a press made out of pieces of wood.

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